Holy Schmidt! and other bullets
Career vs #Cubs:
Goldschmidt: 43 games, .353/.471/.699, 14 HR, 39 RBI
Mikeschmidt: 269 games, .292/.387/.598, 78 HR, 207 RBI
— Christopher Kamka (@ckamka) December 5, 2018
That promises to be fun. 19 games a year against a Cub mauler. Are we winning yet? Someday the Cardinals‘ bill has to come due. So much devil magic does me a concern.
Leave baseball alone, Rob Manfred. Go count your money somewhere quiet.
— MLB Network (@MLBNetwork) December 6, 2018